The solution to all of life's problems

Fact: I seldom wear pants. There's not any real reason for it, I just find myself wearing leggings and skirts more. I'm known in some circles as "the girl who doesn't wear pants."

Fact: I live in Canada. It's cold here. Especially in winter. It's winter right at this exact moment in time.

So my world was rocked the other day when I discovered these little suckers:

Plush tights, $35 at Shop Bop

They're fleece-lined tights! How ridiculously cool is that? Screw penicillen (seriously, I'm allergic to it and so I always had to have this gross strawberry medicine when I had ear infections as a child instead of the delicious banana-flavoured, penicillen-containing stuff), this is the greatest innovation of our time.

(Come to think of it, penicillen probably doesn't count as being part of our time. Hmm...Facebook? That singing mouse they cloned, which is disgusting, by the way? Beyonce's "Single Ladies" video? Whatever, this blows them all out of the water.)

(Also, lately I've been using parentheses like they're going out of style. I'd better kick this habit before school starts up again.)